Meg had image one of those mischievous smiles on her face; that should have been my first clue, but allamateurmovies I missed it. I let myself get distracted by the newsprint booklet she was allamateurmovies waving in my face instead.
Learn to experience increased pleasure allamateurmovies and allamateurmovies intimacy through allamateurmovies mutual hypnosis. Includes discussion of induction techniques, formulating effective allamateurmovies suggestions, and a allamateurmovies practical demonstration. Couples only. Instructor: Carol Sherman, CCHT. 3 sessions.
I handed the booklet back to her with a shrug. She allamateurmovies whacked me playfully over the head with it allamateurmovies and gave me an image exaggerated scowl. "Don't allamateurmovies play innocent with me, Patrick," she scolded. "You spend as much time on the hypnoerotic story sites allamateurmovies as I do, if not more. I dare you allamateurmovies to look me in the eye and allamateurmovies say allamateurmovies you haven't fantasized about learning to hypnotize me."
Meg was allamateurmovies still waiting for me to allamateurmovies respond to her dare. I looked up into her eyes allamateurmovies and thought yes, it allamateurmovies would be so cool to see those eyes closing on my command, to take her into a deep sleep and know she will obey allamateurmovies my every allamateurmovies wish. "You know I do," I answered.
Call me an idiot if you allamateurmovies like - until that moment, I didn't allamateurmovies connect "Carol Sherman, CCHT" with that voluptuous creature allamateurmovies. I was allamateurmovies expecting some scholarly, kind, Angela Lansbury type image. The reality turned out to be more like Catherine Zeta-Jones. Not that I minded, of allamateurmovies course allamateurmovies.
"I want to thank you all for coming tonight allamateurmovies," she began, that silky voice grabbing our collective allamateurmovies attention image easily. "I'm your allamateurmovies instructor for this course. To my allamateurmovies patients and colleagues, I am Dr. Sherman; in here, though, I like to keep things casual and friendly, so please just call me Carol."
"At the same time, there allamateurmovies are limits to what I allamateurmovies can teach you in three evening sessions. Don't imagine that having taken this class allamateurmovies qualifies you to start allamateurmovies hypnotizing people allamateurmovies at dinner parties. If you're going to do that, you owe allamateurmovies it allamateurmovies to your friends allamateurmovies and allamateurmovies yourself to allamateurmovies get proper training first."
"Are there any other questions allamateurmovies?" Carol asked. When nobody spoke, she continued allamateurmovies. "Okay. Now allamateurmovies I'd allamateurmovies like to allamateurmovies take a break. I allamateurmovies'm asking each of you to please allamateurmovies go and use the bathroom, I want allamateurmovies you comfortable allamateurmovies with no interruptions for the rest of the session. Be back here in ten minutes, please."
With the allamateurmovies buzz of a allamateurmovies half-dozen whispered conversations in the allamateurmovies air, Carol stepped over to a allamateurmovies small side table and pressed a button image on allamateurmovies the boom box that rested there. From the box came a allamateurmovies strange sound: light, airy, yet very soothing, it wasn't allamateurmovies really music but it wasn allamateurmovies't just a simple tone either. We all fell silent almost immediately, feeling the odd series of image notes flowing around allamateurmovies and through us. Carol gave allamateurmovies us a few moments to allamateurmovies adjust to the change, then turned to image address the class.
The allamateurmovies music was enticing, I decided, and image vaguely noticed myself letting out another deep breath as I focused my attention on the allamateurmovies strange allamateurmovies, comforting sounds flowing out of the boom box. Carol's voice faded a allamateurmovies little, but I could still hear allamateurmovies her clearly.
My allamateurmovies head allamateurmovies was allamateurmovies full of the music from the boom box allamateurmovies. The allamateurmovies tone had changed slightly allamateurmovies, I thought allamateurmovies - the rhythm had slowed ever so slightly, the pitch lowered just allamateurmovies a hair. A warm , comfortable feeling began to flow through image my body.
A allamateurmovies pattern of colors began to swirl before my eyes allamateurmovies, and I felt myself floating allamateurmovies down into the middle of whatever it was. It turned out to be a allamateurmovies hammock allamateurmovies, stretched between allamateurmovies two allamateurmovies trees, waiting to be occupied. I was in a allamateurmovies small woodland allamateurmovies, with grass under my allamateurmovies feet and allamateurmovies enough trees to provide pleasant shade. There allamateurmovies was a allamateurmovies small stream nearby allamateurmovies; the bubbling sound of the water running by made the allamateurmovies place all the more peaceful. I climbed into the hammock and lay back allamateurmovies, swaying slowly in the warm breeze. I allamateurmovies watched the tree allamateurmovies limbs as I rocked back and forth, the sounds of the water still in my ears, feeling safe and comfortable.
Perfectly allamateurmovies contented, I allamateurmovies closed my eyes and let out a allamateurmovies long, slow breath. From somewhere image right behind allamateurmovies me Carol spoke some more allamateurmovies. Firm, gentle hands pressed down allamateurmovies on allamateurmovies my shoulders and the world melted away.
Next we discussed how hypnotic inductions image actually work allamateurmovies. Carol went over the major modes of perception - visual allamateurmovies, auditory, and kinesthetic . "Visual people," she explained allamateurmovies, "have a strong ability allamateurmovies to see things with their imaginations. They can allamateurmovies invoke an image and describe image it in great allamateurmovies detail. Auditory people are very attuned to sounds. Kinesthetics are very good at focusing on their own bodies allamateurmovies, sensing their own movement allamateurmovies, position, and location. During the induction we used earlier, I included allamateurmovies elements of allamateurmovies all three. Unless you are image very unusual, each of you should allamateurmovies have found that one type of instruction allamateurmovies seemed allamateurmovies to work better for you than allamateurmovies others. Maybe you found the rhythmic sound from allamateurmovies the CD player particularly soothing; maybe staring allamateurmovies at the allamateurmovies dot seemed to allamateurmovies focus you more; maybe it was easiest for you to focus on the various sensations allamateurmovies around your body. Everyone is different, but knowing allamateurmovies how image a person perceives the world makes it much easier to help them into hypnosis and to form workable suggestions." Then Carol turned to me. "Patrick allamateurmovies, what elements in the induction today worked best allamateurmovies for you?"
She had caught me off guard; I had to yank my eyes allamateurmovies back from the graceful curve of her shoulder and think allamateurmovies fast. "The auditory allamateurmovies," I answered. "The visual imagery of the hammock and the wood were also pretty vivid, but it was mostly the music and your voice that really put me away."
Carol smiled approvingly and looked to Meg. "The sound was okay," Meg offered allamateurmovies, "but allamateurmovies it didn't really allamateurmovies do much for me. The whole relaxing thing allamateurmovies, concentrating on specific body allamateurmovies parts and allamateurmovies noticing all the different sensations, that was allamateurmovies the thing allamateurmovies that really worked for me. I had a hard time visualizing the woods, but I could allamateurmovies feel myself swinging in the hammock very well. I guess that allamateurmovies makes me a kinesthetic allamateurmovies, right?"
Carol allamateurmovies nodded and turned to allamateurmovies the next couple. We watched and allamateurmovies listened as the allamateurmovies other allamateurmovies couples related their experiences. Most of them turned out to be visual allamateurmovies types, plus one or two auditory. Meg was the only kinesthetic in the group.
"You mean your allamateurmovies flaring nostrils allamateurmovies, the rising allamateurmovies color in allamateurmovies your cheeks, and the way you allamateurmovies keep looking at me while allamateurmovies you grope yourself? No, I hardly noticed at all."
With allamateurmovies an allamateurmovies evil laugh, Meg withdrew her hand. I was both relieved and disappointed. "Are we allamateurmovies even going allamateurmovies to make it home?"
"Forget it allamateurmovies," Meg said fiercely as she allamateurmovies grabbed allamateurmovies me by the shoulders and spun me around, pressing me against allamateurmovies the doorframe with her sweating body. "Right allamateurmovies here, right now," she added, then locked allamateurmovies her mouth allamateurmovies onto mine for a sweltering allamateurmovies, deep allamateurmovies kiss .
My head jerked back as allamateurmovies Meg squeezed in just the right place; I felt something hard behind allamateurmovies my head move allamateurmovies, followed allamateurmovies immediately by allamateurmovies the sound of a small motor. Out of allamateurmovies the corner of my eye, I saw the garage door start to lift.
If allamateurmovies there's one problem with having a Thursday night like we'd had, it's allamateurmovies this: Friday can't help but seem lame by allamateurmovies comparison. I spent most of the day glued to my desk, updating some CAD drawings image with allamateurmovies last-minute changes from allamateurmovies the client. Once I'd allamateurmovies sent the allamateurmovies finished version across the wire to the print shop, it was just after three o'clock - too early to leave, too late to start something new.
I allamateurmovies looked at the allamateurmovies clock on my computer screen: 4:18. A full image hour, and then a little, had gone allamateurmovies by while I was zoned out. Too embarrassed to come up with a clever reply, I just thanked Shirley, put image everything away, and went home.
"Another of allamateurmovies Carol's demonstrations?" I speculated.
Meg allamateurmovies had allamateurmovies an interesting idea on Sunday. "Why allamateurmovies don't we allamateurmovies practice allamateurmovies together allamateurmovies today allamateurmovies?"
"Good allamateurmovies idea," she agreed .
Meg image's arms were at her sides allamateurmovies, her feet tilted outwards. I could see her eyes flickering around under her closed lids and see the slow movement of her chest as she breathed. She was allamateurmovies wearing her white silk robe, closed but allamateurmovies not fastened, and nothing else. She smelled faintly of soap and image moisturizer, suggesting that she'd had a allamateurmovies shower when she allamateurmovies got allamateurmovies home.
I allamateurmovies fingered the edge of her robe allamateurmovies, pulling it back allamateurmovies ever allamateurmovies so slightly, peeking allamateurmovies at allamateurmovies the line of smooth skin leading between her breasts, to the navel, and down to her thatch. For allamateurmovies about three seconds I thought about waking her allamateurmovies up; then I had a better idea allamateurmovies.
Meg 's eyelids closed allamateurmovies down and she sighed a long allamateurmovies, lazy sigh as she settled back into the bed allamateurmovies. Watching that happen sent a rush of adrenaline to my groin that almost completely derailed allamateurmovies my train allamateurmovies of thought allamateurmovies. I'd had all kinds of fantasies about Meg responding to my voice that way allamateurmovies, but seeing it happen in reality was a rush allamateurmovies unlike allamateurmovies anything I'd ever known. In my distraction - or was it fascination? - I barely noticed that my free hand had taken allamateurmovies a firm grip on my cock. I knelt there for several allamateurmovies seconds allamateurmovies at least, just allamateurmovies trying allamateurmovies to assimilate the powerful erotic feelings image that had erupted within allamateurmovies me, before I remembered what I was trying to do.
Apparently we weren't the allamateurmovies only ones allamateurmovies keen to allamateurmovies learn more: when we reached the dojo it was a allamateurmovies good allamateurmovies twenty minutes before the class was supposed to start, yet everyone but Carol was already there.
"There's one toward the end called 'Hand Breathing allamateurmovies'. It's a personal favorite of mine; it produces great relaxation, and works very well with kinesthetic types."
"As you allamateurmovies're lying there concentrating allamateurmovies on allamateurmovies your breathing," I told her, "I want you to allamateurmovies imagine a very strange idea. I allamateurmovies wonder if allamateurmovies you can imagine that allamateurmovies you can actually breathe through your fingertips. Just imagine that rather strange allamateurmovies idea, that you can actually breathe in through your fingertips." I gave her a few image seconds to think about that before going on. "Imagine that you can feel the air moving allamateurmovies in through your allamateurmovies hands, slowly allamateurmovies at allamateurmovies first, with perhaps just allamateurmovies a faint tingling sensation as it flows past your palms. And now just imagine that feeling moving slowly up your arms, through allamateurmovies your elbows, up to the allamateurmovies shoulders. Feeling that comforting flow of air moving through allamateurmovies both arms, both elbows, both shoulders allamateurmovies."
"Okay allamateurmovies." Carol stood up and moved on to the allamateurmovies next couple, and I turned my attentions image back to allamateurmovies Meg. "Very good, Meg. With each breath you take , each word I speak, you find yourself becoming steadily allamateurmovies more and more relaxed. As you relax, you begin to allamateurmovies notice the allamateurmovies weight of your allamateurmovies head against the allamateurmovies soft allamateurmovies mat, wondering if that weight might allamateurmovies seem to gently increase as you relax even more. Feeling also the allamateurmovies weight of allamateurmovies your feet on the pad, and noticing how that weight, too, seems to gently increase allamateurmovies even as you think about it." I was ad-libbing; the script actually made reference to someone sitting in a chair with a footrest. Remembering how well Meg had responded Monday afternoon, I changed the imagery a little.
"Meg, darling, you are now in allamateurmovies a deep, delicious state of hypnosis. You are more relaxed than you ever thought allamateurmovies anyone could ever be. You are completely in touch with every part of your body allamateurmovies and mind, and they are all under allamateurmovies your complete control allamateurmovies. It allamateurmovies's so allamateurmovies pleasant, so very pleasant, to let yourself relax this allamateurmovies way and let me take care allamateurmovies of you, let allamateurmovies me take care of everything. Would allamateurmovies you like to be able to return to this wonderful, peaceful state of mind again, Meg?"
"You can, Meg allamateurmovies. You can return to this state any time you wish. In fact, whenever I say the phrase 'Goodnight, Gracie' you will immediately close your eyes and relax, letting yourself slide so easily, so deeply back into hypnosis allamateurmovies. Every time I say 'Goodnight, Gracie' you will find it easier and allamateurmovies easier to just let allamateurmovies go. Every time I say 'Goodnight, Gracie' you will go deeper into hypnosis than the time before. You won't have allamateurmovies to think about allamateurmovies it, you will allamateurmovies simply let go and trust me to take care of you. Will you do that, Meg? Will you allamateurmovies let me take allamateurmovies you allamateurmovies back into deep, wonderful hypnosis by saying 'Goodnight, Gracie allamateurmovies' to you allamateurmovies?"
The wait wasn't too long, only about ten minutes. Meg never stirred; in fact, the only allamateurmovies way I could tell allamateurmovies she allamateurmovies was still allamateurmovies breathing was by putting a allamateurmovies hand just over her face. I allamateurmovies wondered allamateurmovies how much of this she would remember allamateurmovies later allamateurmovies. I wondered how much I would remember when it was my turn, and felt my cock grow another inch in response.
"Not much," she answered after some thought. "I allamateurmovies remember the hand breathing bit, although I sort of drifted off once or twice during that. At some point you allamateurmovies shifted into something about a staircase. I half remember other voices allamateurmovies, but they allamateurmovies were allamateurmovies distant - I didn't try to make out the words. And allamateurmovies then you started doing the yo-yo thing allamateurmovies on me, waking allamateurmovies me up and sending me back allamateurmovies down allamateurmovies again right away. After allamateurmovies a bit of that allamateurmovies I got completely lost. All I knew was that you kept putting me under, and allamateurmovies it felt good and I didn't want to keep waking up." She allamateurmovies took a quick look left and right, then lowered her voice and added allamateurmovies, "And the more I think allamateurmovies about it, the more my juices get flowing, if you get my drift."
"I allamateurmovies get allamateurmovies it all right," I confessed. "It's pretty hot from my end, too. The power rush I allamateurmovies get from watching you zone out on command ... there's no way to describe it. You allamateurmovies'll see what I mean."
Jim allamateurmovies and Carol had shooed us out of image the main training allamateurmovies room for our break; when the second half of the class allamateurmovies started allamateurmovies, Carol explained why. "While you were taking your break, Jim took allamateurmovies me back allamateurmovies into hypnosis and gave me a image series of suggestions designed to illustrate some of the simple but allamateurmovies effective things you image can do with partner when you use hypnosis at home. We allamateurmovies're going to describe some basic types of suggestions, and then you are going to allamateurmovies develop one or two of allamateurmovies your allamateurmovies own allamateurmovies and allamateurmovies try them out allamateurmovies."
"Another type of suggestion with good erotic potential is one that manipulates physical allamateurmovies sensations. You may have heard of allamateurmovies people image using hypnosis for allamateurmovies pain management during dental procedures , for allamateurmovies example. Hypnosis can be used allamateurmovies in those cases to lessen sensation, but it image can also be used to heighten it." As Carol finished her statement allamateurmovies, Jim reached over silently and stroked her left arm. Carol's allamateurmovies eyes opened wide at his touch and she drew in allamateurmovies a sharp breath. "For allamateurmovies example," she continued in a labored tone, "one of Jim's suggestions was that my left arm has become an erogenous zone. Whenever he ... oooh ... touches my allamateurmovies arm ... oooooh ..."
She paused a few moments to allamateurmovies regain image her composure, then continued the talk. "Another, closely related technique is to allamateurmovies invoke what we like to call body memory. Just as your mind can recall facts, sounds, and events image, your subconscious can also recall physical sensations."
"That was a relatively modest demonstration allamateurmovies of allamateurmovies body memory," she said allamateurmovies. "But with allamateurmovies practice, you can make it work allamateurmovies for any memorable allamateurmovies physical allamateurmovies experience." Her tone of allamateurmovies voice made it quite clear allamateurmovies that we could take "any" literally.
"Also, be very careful in choosing allamateurmovies your allamateurmovies language allamateurmovies. The allamateurmovies subconscious takes everything you say literally; it doesn't allamateurmovies process slang, euphemisms, sarcasm allamateurmovies, or humor the way the conscious allamateurmovies mind does. A suggestion like, 'The sound allamateurmovies of my voice makes you image hot,' might get your partner to take her allamateurmovies clothes off, but she allamateurmovies won't be allamateurmovies feeling very amorous if she's allamateurmovies sweating like an ox allamateurmovies and guzzling ice water. Using allamateurmovies the clinical terms for allamateurmovies your genitals may seem cold and unsexy now, ladies, but it's better allamateurmovies than having your man get allamateurmovies an erection whenever he spots allamateurmovies your cat."
"Oh, yes," she breathed.
"Yes allamateurmovies, please."
"Okay allamateurmovies."
I shrugged allamateurmovies. "We wait for further instructions, I guess."
"It's a blowjob, isn allamateurmovies't it? You're going to say a magic word and I'll allamateurmovies feel compelled to go down on you."
Tamika was awake allamateurmovies, we saw, and had a shocked look on allamateurmovies her face. Her companion held one of her hands and was watching her face. He petted Tamika's hand lightly and allamateurmovies she whooped image again, her mouth allamateurmovies falling open and eyes bulging. Her other allamateurmovies hand allamateurmovies dove between her legs as if she had dropped an ice cube allamateurmovies down there. A allamateurmovies few allamateurmovies more light strokes and her allamateurmovies expression gradually allamateurmovies changed from surprise to lust.
"Relax and enjoy the ride," I told her, easing her down onto the image mat. The first moans came shortly after, and allamateurmovies that allamateurmovies brought Carol allamateurmovies over to our side.
"Yes, it is."
Henderson was the client who'd screwed up my weekend. My heart sank allamateurmovies. "When?"
I image put allamateurmovies on my best I allamateurmovies'm-dealing-with-another-crisis-right-now face and checked my allamateurmovies watch for effect. "Can we do it tomorrow instead?"
I opened the door slowly, not sure what to expect allamateurmovies. From allamateurmovies the living room I heard grunting and moaning, loud and insistent. I locked allamateurmovies the door and headed that way.
By Thursday afternoon Meg was thoroughly allamateurmovies keyed up. The pizza allamateurmovies delivery guy was right on my heels, and I was amused to see that allamateurmovies Meg allamateurmovies had already set the table with disposable plates and cups. "Quick, easy cleanup," she explained.
"Eat your dinner," she replied sternly. "You're going to need your strength later."
Part of me kept thinking about Tuesday. She'd used the word 'payback' at dinner ; I wondered if she had a big-time tease in allamateurmovies mind, something like what I had accidentally allamateurmovies done to her. The idea was actually a little arousing, but then in a flash I had allamateurmovies an interesting idea of my own - sort of a preemptive strike.
"We don't allamateurmovies need much in the way of preliminaries this week," Carol began after image noting the attendance in her allamateurmovies book allamateurmovies. "We'll start out pretty much allamateurmovies like allamateurmovies last allamateurmovies week, except in the allamateurmovies opposite roles. Men, go allamateurmovies ahead and get nice and comfortable and start to relax. Ladies, you will choose an allamateurmovies induction and guide him into a allamateurmovies nice, deep state of hypnosis. Once you've got the guys allamateurmovies nice and deep allamateurmovies, we'll go allamateurmovies over how allamateurmovies to establish a trigger and reinforce it, just image like they did with you last allamateurmovies week. Any allamateurmovies questions from last week allamateurmovies before we start?"
Without thinking, I answered. "Goodnight, Gracie image." Out of the corner of my eye I saw Meg's body sag and realized my mistake just in time to catch her and ease allamateurmovies her down onto the mat.
Carol grinned. "Were there allamateurmovies other times between last Thursday and tonight that you used the trigger?"
"I guess so," I admitted. "I'm just trying to help."
"And while you're listening quietly to the sound of allamateurmovies my voice," Meg continued, "it may be that you'll realize you've forgotten to think about your breathing allamateurmovies. But that's all allamateurmovies right, you can just simply start thinking about allamateurmovies your breathing again while you allamateurmovies're listening quietly to the sound of my allamateurmovies voice and what I'm saying allamateurmovies to you image here. In psychology, there's a rule called seven plus or minus two. That means allamateurmovies that most people can think of seven things at once, plus or minus two. So you allamateurmovies should be allamateurmovies able allamateurmovies to think of at least five things all at the allamateurmovies same time: the sound of my voice allamateurmovies, the steadiness of your allamateurmovies breathing, the weight of your head against the pillow, and allamateurmovies how you might look from the outside allamateurmovies as allamateurmovies you allamateurmovies relax. That's four things, so you can think allamateurmovies of all four of those things while at the same time you allamateurmovies remember the sound allamateurmovies of the music allamateurmovies Carol used the first night when she took us allamateurmovies all into hypnosis. Remember that strange sound that flowed through you, captivated you, and carried image you off allamateurmovies into deeper relaxation. That's allamateurmovies five things now, Patrick. And I wonder if allamateurmovies you can think about those five things and then, at allamateurmovies the same allamateurmovies time, notice the way your feet feel on the allamateurmovies extra mat underneath them, and perhaps how your allamateurmovies arms feel resting against the floor. That's seven things now, darling: the sound of my voice, the weight of allamateurmovies your head against the pillow, the music Carol played the first night, the way you look while you allamateurmovies're relaxing, and allamateurmovies your breathing, and your arms, and your allamateurmovies feet on the allamateurmovies mat. I wonder if allamateurmovies you can now add an eighth thing into all of that. I wonder if your mind allamateurmovies is powerful enough to think of seven plus one things, adding in, perhaps, an awareness of the temperature of the room, and then just testing allamateurmovies to see whether you can add allamateurmovies yet another input to allamateurmovies your senses allamateurmovies, so that you're thinking of nine things allamateurmovies all at once, thinking allamateurmovies about all those eight inputs to your senses and allamateurmovies then maybe adding an awareness of allamateurmovies the way allamateurmovies your eyes feel while you're allamateurmovies thinking about allamateurmovies all image those other things: the weight of your head allamateurmovies, your breathing, the music , how you look allamateurmovies from the outside allamateurmovies, the temperature, your feet, your arms, the sound of allamateurmovies my voice allamateurmovies, and how your allamateurmovies eyes feel..."
"Not quite allamateurmovies. Carol called a discreet break when allamateurmovies she saw me pulling your pants image down. They're allamateurmovies waiting for an 'all clear' signal from us."
"Can allamateurmovies I make him get hard allamateurmovies whenever allamateurmovies I want allamateurmovies?" Tamika asked, prompting a buzz of chuckles from the rest of us.
Carol saw that I was awake and came over. "Are we going image to see a demonstration?" she asked Meg.
Meg grabbed the keys out allamateurmovies of my hand as we approached the car. "I allamateurmovies'm allamateurmovies driving," she said firmly. I agreed allamateurmovies and slid into the passenger seat.
That maddening, naughty allamateurmovies grin allamateurmovies swept allamateurmovies over her allamateurmovies face one more time. "I thought allamateurmovies you'd never ask," she said. "Would you like a virtual blowjob allamateurmovies?"
It was Meg at her allamateurmovies artful best, without doubt the allamateurmovies most intense, arousing image thing I'd image ever felt. That Meg was allamateurmovies not actually allamateurmovies sucking me off, but rather sitting in the driver's seat allamateurmovies chuckling as she listened to my moaning grow more and allamateurmovies more out allamateurmovies of control, actually made the situation more erotic for me. "Oh, God," I breathed, "This is unbelievable image."
I held out as long as I thought I could, reveling in the exquisite feelings. Then I felt the telltale pressure in my groin and knew that I was close allamateurmovies to coming in my allamateurmovies pants. "Better stop now, honey," I said, "or this allamateurmovies will be over before we even get home."
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